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Episode
Credits
E Pluribus KaBlam!
Season 2, Episode 7 (20th overall)
E Pluribus KaBlam!
Air date November 14, 1997
Length
Written by Kevin Kopelow and Heath Seifert
Directed by Mark Marek
Episode guide (Original airing)
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Episode guide (Nicktoons rerun)
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"E Pluribus KaBlam!" (S2E7 on Paramount+) is the seventh episode of the second season, and 20th episode overall, of KaBlam!.

Synopsis[]

Henry and June are hosting a big celebration for 100 episodes of KaBlam!, but it's useless after they miscount! To relieve some stress, Henry and June get massages. They later unveil their action figures and help "translate" the show for fans in Italy. Wrapping up the episode, Henry gets a S.W.A.K. letter in the mail and is eager to read it...but isn't so thrilled when he finds out it's signed by his mom!

In Sniz and Fondue, Sniz gifts Fondue a doll that had been cursed by a gypsy.

During Action League Now!, peaceful aliens land on Earth and ask to learn about the way Earthlings function. Unfortunately for them, the Action League are assigned as Earth's representatives. As expected, just about everything goes wrong (aliens getting melted, electrocuted, and liquefied, among other things), and the extraterrestrials soon change their minds about giving peace a chance!

In Prometheus and Bob, Prometheus teaches Bob about using different weights, only to get stuck under a boulder.

During The Off-Beats, Repunzil gets an entry form in the mail for a sweepstakes with a million-dollar prize. She believes she is going to win, so the Populars befriend her in hopes she will buy stuff for them!

Segments[]

Henry and June Act 1
Sniz and Fondue
Henry and June Act 2
Action League Now!
Henry and June Act 3
Prometheus and Bob
Henry and June Act 4
The Off-Beats
Henry and June Act 5


Henry and June Act 1
Henry & June 100th Fail Announcer Bert Pence welcomes the "kabladies" and "kablentlemen" to the Lee Majors Pavilion, which is hosting the KaBlam! 100th Episode Extravaganza. Scheduled to appear; Rosie O'Donnell, Vice President Al Gore, Moesha and Meredith Baxter Birney, while performances include Riverdance, Ken Griffey Jr. and much more! Henry and June are introduced, as they reflect on 100 episodes of KaBlam!. Henry says it feels "kablamtastic" as not many television shows have had the stamina, excellence or girth to make it that far. He goes on to reminiscence about how it seems like only yesterday that two wide-eyed kids came out on the stage, but their manager interrupts them, whispering that this episode is actually not the 100th. June is unhappy, thinking Henry was counting the episodes, but he argues that when something goes wrong, the blame is always unfairly put on him. Regardless, Henry asks everyone who's ready for fun as he and June kick off KaBlam!'s fantabulous "24th" Episode Extravaganza with Sniz and Fondue.

Sniz and Fondue
Sniz & Fondue in Hello Dolly

Hello Dolly

Sniz walks out of a store owned by Mr. Schnoffman, who says the present for Fondue's birthday will be the best ever. Sniz agrees, before he runs into a lady on the street. He apologizes, but she, a gypsy, will curse him. However, since Sniz already apologized, the lady will curse his clay only as she points her finger and spins it in a circle. Sniz nervously walks away and calls the lady a "nutjob." Later, Fondue is celebrating his birthday with Snuppa, Bianca and a late-arriving Sniz with a gift. Fondue opens it, and it's a clay-version of himself that Sniz sculpted (the head at least, as the body is a beanbag). Fondue says it's the greatest gift ever as he makes room on a shelf for it! The next morning, Fondue wakes up but notices all his other action figures are on the floor, as his new doll still remains on the shelf. At breakfast, Fondue says it's cool if one plays with his stuff in the middle of the night (but weird, too) just as long as everything is put back in its proper place. Sniz thinks Fondue is "cuckoo," having no idea what he is talking about. Then, Fondue is walking down the stairs before being tripped up by his clay doll. Snuppa, Bianca and Sniz return home, and Fondue has his doll returned to him. Fondue refuses to accept, as he thinks there's something weird with it. Sniz then thinks what's weird is Fondue's lack of gift-appreciation, as from now on, he'll only get store-bought gifts. Sniz throws the gift in the trash and cries out that no one is ever happy! Fondue goes to his room and tries to get some rest, before struggling with his bedsheet. However, the clay doll appears and scares him into the basement. Fondue pleads with Sniz that the doll is possessed, before the lights go out. Sniz brings out a safety flare, but the doll appears on Fondue's hat. Sniz uses the flare to strike the doll, which falls onto a light switch and then ricochets off the walls. Fondue uses a paint can to hit the doll again, sent to the ceiling and bounces into a toy chest. To assure the doll will never escape, Sniz and Fondue furiously lock the chest up and drag it out of the house, before the gypsy appears at their front door. She holds up the doll, which was found in the driveway. The gypsy came by to apologize, and says she needs to control her temper as she does curse too much. The gypsy wonders where the clay is that she can uncurse, but Sniz says she is holding it. She is impressed and asks Sniz if he ever went to art school, but before he can answer, the clay is uncursed as the gypsy rips the hat off it. The hat is then tossed into an adjacent sandbox as a girl uses her shovel to smack it. As the gypsy leaves, Sniz holds the doll, thinking all is well. However, Fondue freaks out, because he can't find his hat! The doll is then shown on the floor, as the curse may live on?


Henry and June Act 2
Henry & June Massage June says to pardon her and Henry's attire, but that Sniz and Fondue really stressed them out. Henry thinks there's nothing like a good massage to take the edge off as he rings a bell to summon his massager, Mr. Foot, and says to push a little harder as he can take it. June, who is getting a massage from her and Henry's stage manager, says he might want to take it easy. Henry asks why take it easy when he can't even feel the massage, pushing Mr. Foot a little more and will let him know when it actually hurts. However, Mr. Foot then pushes Henry through the massage table (and through the floor) as he says it finally hurts. Now that Henry is "relaxed," June thinks everyone should enjoy the deep tissue pleasure of Action League Now!, which Mr. Foot turns the page to.

Action League Now!
Action League Now! Science Fiction Parody

Science Fiction Parody

In the Milky Way Galaxy, a spaceship commandeered by aliens makes its way to Earth. The Action League guides it to a pinpoint landing courtesy of Meltman, but the spaceship lands on him. Stinky Diver doesn't trust the aliens because they're "foreign," but the Chief says the future of intergalactic peace is in the League's hands and wants them on their best behavior. Several aliens exit the spaceship, including Zantak, their leader, who says that they come in peace. Stinky thinks Zantak is going for his laser and fires his spear gun against the Chief's wishes at Zantak, killing him. Facing an intergalactic embarrassment, the Chief asks Stinky if there's anything he needs to say to the aliens about the situation, so Stinky apologizes to them, who forgive and erase Zantak's untimely death from their memories. To prove that they can be friendly to the aliens, the League decides to give them a tour, showing them the wonders of Earth civilization. In the kitchen, Thundergirl shows one of the aliens a juicer. Thundergirl tells him to push the carrot in, so it will come out as juice. While the alien pushes in the carrot, Thundergirl accidentally pushes the switch that turns the juicer on. Unfortunately, the alien is inside the juicer and accidentally gets juiced along with the carrot, being poured into a cup as a disgusted Thundergirl refuses to drink. Stinky shows another alien, who is carrying a camera, the toilet in the bathroom, which he explains that a lot of business on Earth is done in. The alien is impressed and wants Stinky to take a picture of him, so Stinky holds the camera and tells him to step back a little. The alien does so, but accidentally falls into the toilet and gets flushed down. Stinky is disappointed and thinks he'll lose his year-end bonus. Outside, the Flesh is on a lawn chair, showing another alien the greatest wonder of all; suntanning! Unfortunately, the alien gets a really bad sunburn and melts. Meanwhile, Meltman asks the alien guarding the ship if it can be moved, so he can get his legs back. The Chief apologizes to another alien, who has a really bad electrical burn from a light socket he showed him, admitting that he should have warned him about the electrical system. The burnt alien refuses to forgive him and tells the rest of the aliens that the Earthlings are not their friends and the Earth is their enemy. He then announces that they must destroy the Earth, and the surviving aliens get back in their spaceship to prepare for destruction. The Flesh, Thundergirl, and Stinky meet up with the Chief to find out that the aliens, who are as "touchy as a polecat on a power saw," have commenced the Earth's destruction sequence by pointing their laser at it and counting down to launch. Stinky tells the rest of the League he told them so about the aliens being untrustworthy, and Meltman asks to shield him from the killer ray. The Flesh, having heard "killer ray," decides to give himself a tan with his tanning mirror. The aliens fire their laser, which deflects off of The Flesh's mirror and onto their ship, destroying it for good. The League cheer as they have won the battle against the aliens and are hungry for lunch. The Chief thanks the Flesh for saving the world with his tanning mirror and then apologizes to Stinky, as he was right about the aliens being evil. Stinky answers that that it was no problem since after all, they showed the aliens what happens to them when they mess with Earth. Unfortunately, that alien spaceship wasn't alone; many other alien spaceships, whose inhabitants have found out about what happened, fire their lasers at Earth, destroying it.


Henry and June Act 3
Henry & June Their Dolls The "Action Leaguers" aren't the only action figure superstars on KaBlam!, as Henry and June show off their new posable figurines! June's has a pull string with voice, but Henry is disappointed that his doesn't. June then demonstrates her figurine's karate moves, which none are to be found on Henry's, and he complains that it's a dud. June suggests Henry squeeze his doll, but that makes it wet itself. June giggles, and Henry warns her not to say anything. However, June's figurine "laughs" at him and even knows how to turn the page, as Prometheus and Bob is up next!

Prometheus and Bob
Prom & Bob Leverage

Tape #103, Leverage

Prometheus uses a seesaw and tells Bob to watch him push down one end (and lift up the other, which has a boulder on it). However, Bob isn't interested until he takes the boulder off. Prometheus demands Bob put the boulder back down, as he drops it on the seesaw again and Prometheus gets tripped up. Next, Bob is ready to try the seesaw, but Prometheus shoos Monkey away first. Bob then uses it, but the boulder falls onto Prometheus's back. Then, Prometheus screams to Bob to get the boulder off of him, but Bob wants to play on the seesaw with Monkey. Bob sits down on it, and it sends Monkey flying onto Prometheus's back. Shortly after, Monkey uses the seesaw's board and slips it underneath the boulder on Prometheus's back, and after Bob lands on the board, the boulder has come off and Prometheus is grateful. Finally, Prometheus and Monkey are playing together on the seesaw, but Prometheus is aware the camera is on and demands Bob to turn it off!


Henry and June Act 4
Henry & June Bad Translation By now, KaBlam! has become a global phenomenon. So with that in mind, Henry and June extend a "hearty hello" to all their fans in the historic boot-shaped peninsula of Italy. Ready to translate, Henry takes what June says in American English, but it's still in English with a faux Italian accent. They then introduce The Off-Beats as Henry turns the page.

The Off-Beats
The Off-Beats Intro

Repunzil and the Sweepstakes

Repunzil checks the mailbox and finds a special envelope, hugging it. Tina and the Populars encounter her, but Repunzil says she may have won a million bucks. Billy says one can buy a lot of cool stuff with that, but the rest of the Populars throw him out of the group. Repunzil signs for a pair of bunnies and says now that she is going to be rich, she can buy anything she wants! However, she only got an entry form and may not win anything at all, according to Betty Anne Bongo. Repunzil, signing for a turtle, says that's what Betty Anne only thinks. August then comes in with his Probability Odometrizer, saying the odds of her winning anything are 26 billion to one. Repunzil, signing for a pink elephant, then asks him who he's going to believe...her or the odds? August backs away, asking Tommy for assistance, who yells that she's "NOT GONNA WIN!" Repunzil thought Betty Anne, August and Tommy were her friends, but she, with her herd of animals, are now flying solo. The Populars approach Repunzil and befriend her, just in case she wins the sweepstakes. She then squeezes into the group, before they throw out Billy, once again. Betty Anne is confronted by the Populars, who say they're Repunzil's friend now and when she wins, Betty Anne will get "bupkis" as they laugh. Billy follows behind the group and laughs by himself, but quickly stops. Tommy asks August if he's sure Repunzil won't win the sweepstakes, and he's certain, proclaiming his Probability Odometrizer is never wrong. Betty Anne announces that Repunzil is hanging with the Populars. Tommy asks for the odds of that, but August's Probability Odometrizer explodes. Tina complains to Repunzil about having to wait all afternoon for her yacht to be delivered, before Betty Anne, Tommy and August ask Repunzil to come back to their side. Eventually, both groups fight for control of her, but she decides to stay with the Populars. Later on, Tommy hopes they're being nice to Repunzil, but it's revealed she lost the sweepstakes and was stuffed into a mailbox. She asks Betty Anne, Tommy and August to still be friends with her, and they gladly accept. Repunzil then pops out of the mailbox with a free shampoo sample.


Henry and June Act 5
Henry & June Letter After seeing that Repunzil didn't win the sweepstakes in The Off-Beats, Henry and June rush to the mailroom, trying to find envelopes that contain the money prize. June sifts through three junk envelopes and one bill, until Henry finds a SWAK (Sealed With A Kiss) letter that he believes is from a "female admirer." Reading it, the letter says Henry is the most handsomest man on television and JTT (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) has nothing on him. June hurls, while Henry continues reading, the letter saying it loves him so much and is signed by his biggest fan, his Mom, although he hesitates to read that. June wonders who the letter is from, as Henry lies that he can't read the signature. June snatches the letter and she is about to say who it's from, but Henry says the show is out of time and he quickly closes the comic book. June then teases Henry about the letter from his "mommy!"

Characters[]

Henry and June[]

Sniz and Fondue[]

Action League Now![]

Prometheus and Bob[]

The Off-Beats[]

Trivia[]

  • The episode title is a parody of E pluribus unum, the motto proposed for the first Great Seal of the United States.
  • At the end of the first Henry and June segment, Henry says "24th episode" under a fake cough, giving the viewer the idea that this may have been the 24th episode of the show in production order, but was, in fact, the 20th episode aired. The actual 24th episode to premiere in airing order is "Hand Cranked For Your Enjoyment!."
  • The last time this episode aired on the main Nickelodeon channel was December 7, 2001, as part of the Totally Twisted Telly block.
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